youre lurking in front of me
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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