Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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