I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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