yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
