i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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