You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
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I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
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