if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
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