Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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