Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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