O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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