Hey man sorry I got all grabby
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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