Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
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