Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Randomize
