The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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