well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
you inspire me to be a worse person
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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