I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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