Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
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