i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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