Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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