There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
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