Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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