why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
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