? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I got her a Nickelback box set.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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