in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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