I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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