he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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