Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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