I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Who died my cat blue again?
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