Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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