girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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