Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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