There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
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