do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Then you guys just all showered together...?
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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