I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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