Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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