College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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