you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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