About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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