I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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