Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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