she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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