If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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