I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
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