Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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