I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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