Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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