apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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