Dual....:-)
Only a mothe r could love this liver
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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