She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
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