Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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